Who has changed: me or the car world? Because I recently saw some video clips of noisy vehicles and instead of thinking ‘phwoar’, as I once would have, I thought ‘ugh’.
The first clip was of an Apollo Intensa Emozione hypercar downshifting as it approached a junction. It was a fairly urban junction, which I don’t think was beneficial to the charitableness of my attitude.
I mean, sure, nice engine, big sound, all terrific – unless of course you’ve got a napping child or you’re trying to concentrate on literally anything that wouldn’t be affected by a hundred decibels of explosion noises being piped through your windows.
The second clip was a comparison of two aftermarket Ferrari exhausts, captioned “which sounds better?”, to which the younger enthusiast in me would have picked either but which made today’s me wonder why they couldn’t have just left it alone.
I’d been putting off replacing an exhaust on my old motorbike, too, until I finally had to recently. Honda no longer makes original-equipment ones and I’d been worried that an aftermarket can would be louder. Thankfully, one I have found isn’t.
The thing is, I actually like the sounds of engines. They’re some of my favourite sounds that machines make. I’ve sat in Lamborghinis and Ferraris and put their windows or roofs down so I can hear them that little bit better.
A Porsche flat six as it approaches 9000rpm makes me tingle and I would prefer to put a six-cylinder Honda Goldwing engine in the back of my Hillman Imp over a four-cylinder BMW engine. So what has changed?
In simple terms, I don’t think other people need to hear it. The loudest exhausts, particularly when attached to the most flamboyant cars, are just a cry for attention. It’s like walking down the street yelling: “Look at me, look at me, I’ve got lots of money and an annoying hobby and you should look at me!”
To which the rational answer would be: “No, mate. Why don’t you take your hobby and do one?”
When some people don’t like what you do anyway, why go out of your way to annoy them with it?
A few weeks ago, I was early for a meeting in London so sat down in a park. About 500 metres away, I could hear a sports bike with an aftermarket can being needlessly revved. ‘That’s annoying,’ I thought. And I’m someone who likes cars and driving.
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I don't think its all about being older, lets face it, so many of todays car exhausts just sound so synthetic and naff, and it's now all about volume not the quality of the exhaust or engine noise. The only way a lot of these oh-so-needy people can get their exhausts to make these silly noises and attract attention is by surge driving, foot to the floor from a standstill then slam the anchors on a few metres later as there is someone driving normally in front, or there is a traffic camera. And some of the neediest of all are the middle-aged super bike riders, screaming around at inappropriate speeds, causing danger to others, does anyone really enjoy all that incessant and unpleasant whining?
Nobody wants that anymore. Maybe a couple of boy racers.
No Matt, your just getting older, a bit less tolerant,moaning at what a few decades ago you'd have wanted on your first auto, I appreciate a nice exhaust sound, I'm not fond of the exhausts that have artificial bombs and bangs,but, why kill young get drivers World by rubbishing what makes them happy, their memories,don't you have memories that occasionally pop into your head when you hear a great exhaust sound, for instance, no relation to car sounds, every time I hear a Merlin or Griffon engined aircraft, a Spitfire for instance, I stop and scan the Sky to see the plane and smile at that marvellous sound, so, accept it Matt, you've matured.