Squandered opportunities: the cars that fell short

This beautiful, troubled car sells slowly enough to constitute a limited edition. True, it’s now eight years old, but when it emerged as a Citroën, the DS 5 looked like it really could tempt buyers out of their BMWs. A shooting brake, coupé and hatchback cross, it was hot, had a luscious interior and – oof – a ride that had you wondering whether its springs were made from boron. Citroën bosses had demanded super-sports suspension from their engineers and – oof – they got it.

Alfa Romeo 4C (2013 - now)

Sometimes the ingredients for perfection are all there. A carbonfibre tub designed especially for this car. A mid-mounted, revvy, sweet, slightly oversized turbocharged motor. Great styling, the Alfa Romeo name and a mission to deliver pure driving enjoyment – and, indeed, little else. So where did it all go wrong? Geometry, mainly. Alfa’s suspension was at times alarmingly twitchy, its directional stability similar to a chicken’s attempting flight. It was tiresomely noisy too. Alfas that don’t handle usually don’t sell, and so it is with the flawed 4C. Right ingredients, wrong recipe. 

Toyota Urban Cruiser (2009 - 2012)

The name was quite interesting. The shape was too, when this Toyota was new. Wouldn’t you rather have this than just another supermini? You might, until you discovered that the Urban Cruiser was as dull as a queue. Its interior was all shades and grades of black, with no features to make you think you were driving something interesting, urban or cool, and it drove with the verve of an escalator. The market soon found out, and did its non-buying bit.

Renault Wind (2010 - 2012)

It looked like a concept car, was developed by Renault Sport, had a roof that folded away in 12 seconds and was affordable. It was also fun and looked like no other sportster on the road. True, the name was unfortunate, the Twingo mechanicals didn’t quite deliver a magical chassis and the tiny rear screen was a threat to bumpers. These weren’t what stalled the Wind, however – a struggling Renault UK deleted it after less than two years during an exchange rate-driven model cull. 

Honda CR-Z (2010 - 2015)

It referenced one of Honda’s greatest sporting hits, its chassis was co-developed with a Japanese drift ace, plus it was quick and packed with on-trend technology. But the CR-Z’s life petered out before planned, its mix of features failing to press that ‘want one’ button. Unlike Honda’s inspirational CR-X coupé, the CR-Z was a hybrid, both in function and character. It wasn’t fast and fun enough for red-mist redliners, nor economical or practical enough for eco-commuters. So it died early

Jaguar XJR 575 (2017 - 2018)

This is a car that seems to have lived for 10 minutes, hidden from view. As its name implies, it has a pleasingly excessive horsepower count, can reach its 186mph top speed in 44 seconds and 62mph in precisely a 10th of that time. It has a chassis to handle the power, and with Jaguar XJ aplomb too. It’s also likely to have been the last petrol-powered XJ variant developed, although lesser V8s remain on sale. WLTP and default diesel XJ demand did for the car in the UK, but it deserved better. 

Vauxhall Ampera

This was a car that should have triggered a plugin revolution. One of the first electrified range-extenders, its pioneering technology produced a truly practical car, and one that wouldn’t leave you stranded for want of a socket. It was interesting to look at and sit in, it drove pretty well – and very quietly – and its emissions were zero to low. Job done? No, sadly. The price was too high. It only seated four. And it was a Vauxhall, Vauxhall Astra-sized and double the money. For most, that didn’t compute. 

Peugeot RCZ (2010 - 2015)

Yes, you could see the Audi TT influence and, yes, it suffered some of the same dulled dynamic feedback as the TT, but this was a pretty, intriguing, wellfinished and desirable sports coupé. Its appeal was powerful enough to win it loads of page impressions, column inches and airtime. And then it all went dead. Peugeot’s promotion was minimal, until the RCZ-R version landed. Peugeot sold almost 68,000 RCZs, but Britain, surprisingly, bought only 1500 every year after the initial surge. 

Mini Coupé (2012 - 2015)

Germany had already produced one car with a cap-like roof redolent of a military helmet, the original Audi TT being an outstanding success. Now here was another. Only this time, it just looked odd. Very odd. Odd enough that it lived for less than three years, killed by the fact that it was even less practical than a Mini hatchback and looked like the kind of creature found lurking around deep ocean vent holes. Dying with it was the barely-any-prettier Roadster.

Saab 9-5 (2010 - 2011)

This was a missed opportunity not only for a car, but the brand that built it. By the time the 9-5 entered series production after the 2008 crash, government-controlled GM had reluctantly sold the marque to Spyker Cars. The build of 11,280 examples wasn’t enough to avoid Saab’s bankruptcy, and the premature death of a stylish, spacious and safe car that needed a bit more polish. And a solvent company behind it. The 9-5 still looks good today, making Saab’s death all the sadder

Cadillac CTS-V (2009 - now)

Cadillac’s attempts to claw itself a presence in Europe have produced frothy ambitions, repeated failures and even a Europe-only Cadillac in the Saab 9-3 shape of the BLS. There were other right-hookers too, but sadly not the CTS-V – a ferociously muscular super-saloon, coupé and estate aimed at the BMW M3 and BMW M5. And to great ’Ring record-breaking effect. Despite its mighty credentials and distinctive style, the CTS-V has scored just four UK sales.

Mini Paceman (2013 - 2016)

Another faltering attempt to expand the Mini portfolio. Based on the Mini Countryman, the Paceman was a four-seat Mini coupé and, being bigger than its two-seat Coupé sibling, was at least more useful. It also introduced a rising wedge beltline to the Mini design catalogue, and not unsuccessfully. Less-than-polished Countryman innards yielded a car that looked better than it drove, and offered little that the standard Mini hatch didn’t. Less than 10,000 were sold in the UK in three years. 

Volkswagen Beetle (1997 - now)

Reviving the most popular car in the world, ever, should have been a cinch. For many years, it was, even if the 1997 production version of that 1994 Concept One show car had rather less character than its looks suggested. Underneath, it was a Mk4 Volkswagen Golf – a dynamically middling example of the breed. A Cabrio followed, and in 2011 an all-new version, cast in a visually sportier mould. But character was still absent, Volkswagen also failing to build the aura of desire successfully propagated around the Mini and Fiat 500.

Jaguar F-Type (2013 - now)

Jaguar, more than most, knows how to make cars that grip, handle and ride. For its follow-up to the legendary E-Type, you’d expect it to over-deliver on the first two, and satisfy on the third. But, whisper it, the F-Type has a challenging chassis, at least in lesser V6 form. Get it on a track and you’ll feel it get out of sorts. Take it down the road and you’ll discover composure less complete than offered by either Porsche’s 718 or Porsche 911, both of which outsell the F-Type in the UK.

Surprising smash hits

BMW Mini (2001 - now)

This was a dangerous challenge – replace the best-selling British car of all time, a car that was part of the national culture and a car whose makers had repeatedly failed to replace. German money, motivation and pragmatism produced what many considered an over-sized pastiche, but it was a high-quality pastiche that didn’t deserve this pejorative. The new Mini was exactly what the market wanted. 

Nissan Qashqai (2006 - now)

Is it an SUV? Is it a hatchback? Is it an oddball, fiscally mutated machine from Japan? The Qashqai was, and is, the first two things, and in 2006 there were plenty who didn’t know what to make of this high-riding hatch with a four-wheel-drive option. They do now, this crossover selling fast enough to rescue Nissan’s fast-shrinking European presence and establish a whole new genre of competitors.

Nissan Juke (2011 - now)

Is it an SUV? Is it a hatchback? Is it an oddball, fiscally mutated machine from Japan? The Juke was, and is, the first two things but, coming after the Qashqai, buyers had less trouble understanding what this little tyke of an SUV was all about. Its styling was divisive, but there were enough who liked it to frequently propel into the UK top 10 sellers. Curiously, Nissan has been slow to replace the Juke, although it still does decent numbers.

Range Rover Evoque (2011 - now)

The 2008 LRX concept was a hit, but not one as big as the production car itself. Land Rover famously deviated only by millimetres when it turned the three-door LRX into the three-door Evoque, although it was the more practical five-door that ignited the firm’s spectacular expansion. After 772,096 sales, the original has just been replaced – by an Evoque almost dimensionally identical.

Toyota Prius (1997 - now)