Alpina D3 Biturbo vs Audi A7

So as well as the many mechanical tweaks to the standard 3 Series’ steering and suspension made for BMW’s facelift this year, the Alpina D3 Biturbo inherits BMW’s improved interior, on top of which Alpina adds its own inimitable layer of material lavishness, notably via beautifully tactile lavalina leathers and downy Alcantara.

The D3’s is now a cabin entirely becoming of a £50,000 car, whose new satin chrome highlights set it off a treat. Alpina’s usual hallmarks – white-on-blue instruments, Alcantara steering wheel with blue and green stitching, those Alpina crests on the steering wheel boss and seats – lift the 3 Series’ ambience to new heights of richness and charisma.

But the A7’s interior is equally rich in its own way, and even more solidly constructed, although its style is much more restrained. Our test car’s mix of black, silver and grey trims make for a much more sombre feel than the D3’s. But although some of the Audi’s fittings are showing their age, its technical highlights – intelligent LED headlights and a large multifunction colour trip computer capable of relaying navigation mapping in crisp detail, to name just a couple – still really distinguish the car.

The Audi’s front seats are larger and more comfortable than the Alpina’s, its second row better endowed with leg room and its boot more generous on overall capacity in normal five-seat mode, below the window line.

The Audi is the bigger car, of course, so such things should be expected. Sure, the Alpina’s cabin is the warmer and more inviting, but it’s the Audi that’s the more luxurious, and comfort matters in an everyday-use high-mileage motorway machine.

But outside-lane punch matters, too. And although the Audi’s superior size wins it points on long-range comfort, it also threatens to prevent it from scoring as a driver’s car.

Being at a disadvantage to the Alpina on peak power and torque is one thing. Exacerbating that with almost 200kg of extra kerb weight is another. But in practice, the difference between the D3 and A7 on outright performance is only just large enough to notice – and there’s actually a bigger difference in the style of delivery. In other words, these apparently quite similar cars are separated not so much by how fast they go, but how they go fast.

The Alpina’s straight six has a more sporting edge than the Audi’s V6. It wants to tear up the rulebook and rev like a turbo petrol engine – and its gearbox is tuned to allow that, being always keen to kick down and often reaching a ratio lower in the ZF eight-speed gearbox than you expect. Flex the D3’s accelerator and you’ll find engine and gearbox work to keep the revs between 3500rpm and 4800rpm. That, in turn, maximises the rate of acceleration, but it doesn’t conform to the fast diesel stereotype by falling back on a tide of mid-range torque.

The Audi, by contrast, does exactly what you expect it to do when you waft the accelerator pedal towards the carpet. It plays the performance GT instead of the sports saloon, choosing a higher gear, pulling from lower revs, riding its surge of torque from around 2500rpm and rushing forwards like a powerboat rising out of Lake Como. All of a sudden, the car doesn’t feel all of its near-two tonnes.

Audi’s exhaust-mounted ‘sound actuator’ (a speaker to you and me) helps to fashion a more exotic warble for the car than the Alpina has and makes the engine one you can enjoy listening to – once you get over the fact that what you’re listening to isn’t really engine noise at all. It gives the A7’s performance a qualitative vibrancy as a repost to the D3’s superior quantitative urge.

All of which seems to be gently nudging us towards the conclusion that these cars aren’t actually cut from the same cloth at all, a suspicion that their ride and handling traits only confirm. Both cars strike a pleasingly pragmatic, road-appropriate compromise. Both are more supple and softly sprung than their 500-horsepower M and RS-badged petrol equivalents and can be laid back one moment and then agile and entertaining the next. But whereas the Alpina is a true athlete in air-cushioned loafers, the Audi feels more like a uniformed doorman in running shoes.

The Audi tries mostly to insulate your fingertips and backside from the workings of its mechanicals and the variability of the road surface under its wheels, allowing you to plough on as unperturbed as possible. In stark contrast, the Alpina’s chassis and steering acknowledge all but somehow filter out the patina of the road’s surface better than the Audi, while still feeding back the influences of traction, road camber, wheel deflection and cornering load much better through its controlsand bodily reactions.

The D3’s ride is slightly the firmer and more reactive and, at times, the A7’s body control is better, keeping its body flatter when push really comes to shove. But when the road is smoother, the Alpina’s agility and superior balance of grip make it a far more rewarding steer than the Audi, because it corners with more alacrity and engages its driver more vividly.